10 GREAT…WELL DECENT Halloween Jokes |
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| #10 |
| How do you say goodbye to a vampire?
So long sucker! |
| #9 |
| Why does a witch ride a broom?
Vacuum cleaners get stuck at the end of the cord. |
| #8 |
| How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery?
All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts. |
| #7 |
| Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
He had no guts. |
| #6 |
| Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?
It raises their spirits. |
| #5 |
| Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghouls best friend! |
| #4 |
| Why did the dyslexic vampire starve to death?
He couldn’t find any dloob. |
| #3 |
| Why can’t boy ghosts make babies?
They have Hollow-Weenies! |
| #2 |
| Why don’t mummies take vacations?
They’re afraid to relax and unwind. |
| #1 |
| How do you know when you’re too old to Trick or Treat?
You get winded from knocking on the door. |
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