(Sing to the “12 Days of Christmas” tune…)
On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
12-Pack of Bud
11-Wrasslin Tickets
10-A copenhagen
9-Years probation
8-Table dancers
7-Packs of Red Man
6-Packs of Spam
5-Flannel shirts
4-Big mud tires
3-Shotgun shells
2-Huntin dogs
And some parts to a Mustang GT…..
You know ur a redneck if:
-You buy ur wife a pair a earrings that double as fishin lures
-You can burp the entire chorus to Jingle Bells
-You’ve ever misspelled anything in Christmas lights
-You leave cold beer and pickled eggs for Santa Clause
Courtesy of Jeff Foxworthy
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